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A kid walks upto his dad. He asks him to explain the difference between the words realistically and potentially.

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
His father responds by telling him to go ask his mother if she would sleep with their neighbour, Brett, for a million dollars. He then told him to also ask his sister whether she would sleep with their neighbour, Brett, for a million dollars. And he also told him to ask his brother whether he would sleep with Brett for a million dollars.
The kid asks everyone. He comes back and tells his dad that they all said yes.

His father responds that Potentially, we're sitting on 3 million dollars. Realistically, we have two whores and a faggot in the family.
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Last Updated: 2016-9-12
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / A kid walks upto his dad. He asks him to explain the difference between the words realistically and potentially. -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2016-9-12 {558} (#10300082@0) +1
    His father responds by telling him to go ask his mother if she would sleep with their neighbour, Brett, for a million dollars. He then told him to also ask his sister whether she would sleep with their neighbour, Brett, for a million dollars. And he also told him to ask his brother whether he would sleep with Brett for a million dollars.
    The kid asks everyone. He comes back and tells his dad that they all said yes.

    His father responds that Potentially, we're sitting on 3 million dollars. Realistically, we have two whores and a faggot in the family.
    • A sad, depressed guy is walking along the beach... -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2016-9-12 {858} (#10300101@0)
      Suddenly he hears a booming voice from above, and it yells, "DIG!"
      Confused, the man stops and he hears the voice again, this time louder. "DIG!"
      So he immediately falls to his knees and starts digging in the sand. Suddenly he hits something solid. A buried chest.
      "OPEN!" Yells the booming voice.
      So the man opens the chest to find hundreds of thousands of dollars inside.
      "CASINO!" Booms the voice.
      So the man runs off the beach, flags down a cab and tells the driver to head to the nearest casino. After 20 minutes the cab arrives.
      "ENTER!" Booms the voice.
      The man enters the casino.
      "ROULETTE!"
      So the man heads straight to the roulette table and awaits further instruction.
      "RED 21!"
      The man then puts the entire contents of the chest on red 21. The croupier spins the wheel and the result is black 4.
      The booming voice yells "FUCK!"
      • LOL.. Should have stopped right before the "Casino" part. -madog(武疯子); 2016-9-12 (#10300146@0) +1
    • looooooooool -followher2(安知鱼); 2016-9-12 (#10300154@0)

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