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How to talk about men and still be politically correct...(zt)

mssg(mssg)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.
He does not get lost; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a cradle robber; he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
He does not act like a total arse; he develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.
He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.
He is not unsophisticated; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.
He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.
He does not hog the blankets; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.
He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY.
He doesn't have a dirty mind; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.
He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2003-2-19
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  • 工作学习 / English / How to talk about men and still be politically correct...(zt) -mssg(mssg); 2003-2-19 {1036} (#1051114@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛He does not have a beer gut; he has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
    He is not quiet; he is a CONVERSATIONAL MINIMALIST.
    He is not stupid; he suffers from MINIMAL CRANIAL DEVELOPMENT.
    He does not get lost; he DISCOVERS ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
    He is not balding; he is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
    He is not a cradle robber; he prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.
    He does not get falling-down drunk; he becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
    He does not act like a total arse; he develops a case of RECTAL CRANIAL INVERSION.
    He is not short; he is ANATOMICALLY COMPACT.
    He does not constantly talk about cars; he has a VEHICULAR ADDICTION.
    He is not unsophisticated; he is SOCIALLY MALFORMED.
    He does not eat like a pig; he suffers from REVERSE BULIMIA.
    He does not hog the blankets; he is THERMALLY UNAPPRECIATIVE.
    He is not a male chauvinist pig; he has SWINE EMPATHY.
    He doesn't have a dirty mind; he has INTROSPECTIVE PORNOGRAPHIC MOMENTS.
    He is not afraid of commitment; he is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • My boss once commented one very talkative person, saying -maile(FinchEast); 2003-2-19 {56} (#1051287@0)
      'he's got verbal diarrhea'. I was laughing to death.
      • D:D:D: -hearts(hearts); 2003-2-19 (#1051304@0)
        • should be diarrhoea? -frankwoo(frank); 2003-3-4 (#1074171@0)
    • I used to say "beggar".........until my non-chinese friend told me, better to call them "homeless" .:-) -babyface(★ 一脑子稻草 ★); 2003-3-4 (#1074193@0)

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