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Enjoy and have a good laugh!

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛hehe, a little humour admist all the work =P
enjoy.....


If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say..........
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then, what exactly are the others here for?
------------------------------------------------ ----
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
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Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your girl friend.
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Love thy neighbour.
But don't get caught.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic
It need s darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk !
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours !
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company,
three's the result !
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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protect s the premises without restricting the view
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / English / Enjoy and have a good laugh!
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛hehe, a little humour admist all the work =P
    enjoy.....


    If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
    if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    A bus station is where a bus stops.
    A train station is where train stops.
    On my desk, I have a work station....
    what more can I say..........
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Practice makes perfect.....
    But nobody's perfect......
    so why practice?
    ----------------------------------------------------
    If it's true that we are here to help others,
    then, what exactly are the others here for?
    ------------------------------------------------ ----
    Since light travels faster than sound,
    people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    How come "abbreviated" is such a long word ?
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Money is not everything.
    There's MasterCard & Visa.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    One should love animals. They are so tasty.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Save water.
    Shower with your girl friend.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Love thy neighbour.
    But don't get caught.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Success is a relative term.
    It brings so many relatives.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Never put off the work till tomorrow
    what you can put off today.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Love is photogenic
    It need s darkness to develop
    ----------------------------------------------------
    Children in backseats cause accidents
    Accidents in backseats cause children
    ----------------------------------------------------
    "Your future depends on your dreams"
    So go to sleep
    ----------------------------------------------------
    There should be a better way to start a day
    than waking up every morning
    ----------------------------------------------------
    "Hard work never killed anybody"
    But why take the risk !
    ----------------------------------------------------
    "Work fascinates me"
    I can look at it for hours !
    ----------------------------------------------------
    God made relatives;
    Thank God we can choose our friends.
    ----------------------------------------------------
    When two's company,
    three's the result !
    ----------------------------------------------------
    A dress is like a barbed fence
    It protect s the premises without restricting the view
    ----------------------------------------------------
    The more you learn, the more you know,
    The more you know, the more you forget
    The more you forget, the less you know
    So.. why learn.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Practice makes perfect..... nobody's perfect...... I am Nobody. SO
      I am perfect.
      • Hehe, I think the reason why you are perfect is right. :)))
    • A bus station is where a bus stops. have a work station.... That is why Miscrosoft has so many bug, that is why need us as developer... ;)