A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close
to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair
smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to
Human Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the
coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit
against him.

The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's
sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells
nice?"

The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget."
注：midget-very short person.