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What gender is computer?

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Subject: Nouns

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine House" is feminine-"la maison." "Pencil" is masculine-"le crayon." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups-male and female - and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer") because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

The women won.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / English / What gender is computer?
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Subject: Nouns

    A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine House" is feminine-"la maison." "Pencil" is masculine-"le crayon." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

    Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups-male and female - and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

    The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
    feminine gender ("la computer"), because:

    1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
    2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
    3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later review; and
    4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories for it.

    The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine ("le computer") because:
    1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
    2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
    3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
    4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have got a better model.

    The women won.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • It's not like which gender give the best comments. Computer=ordinateur