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真难得在English版块发贴啊。-->《英译汉》题目一道。答案晚些公布，如果没人做出来的话。

dnc(蛋泥)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛At the beginning of life,
sex is good.
Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
But it depends on how the way you do it.
If you do not practice all the time,
sex will leave you.
During the way of learning it,
the successful key is to make love with only one person.
Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Meng
chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
your dick will become useless and broken."
A famous person called Dou,
owned a very effective exciting medicine.
All his five sons took it,
then their sexual ability became well-known.
If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
it is all the father's fault.
If they have lots of problems in doing it,
their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
If you refuse to learn sex,
that should be a big mistake.
If you don't learn it in childhood,
you will lose your ability when aged.
If you don't exercise your dick,
it won't become hard and strong.
People who don't learn sex,
their life will become meaningless.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2003-10-27
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  • 工作学习 / English / 真难得在English版块发贴啊。-->《英译汉》题目一道。答案晚些公布，如果没人做出来的话。 -dnc(蛋泥); 2003-10-27 {1101} (#1435263@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛At the beginning of life,
    sex is good.
    Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
    But it depends on how the way you do it.
    If you do not practice all the time,
    sex will leave you.
    During the way of learning it,
    the successful key is to make love with only one person.
    Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Meng
    chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
    She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
    your dick will become useless and broken."
    A famous person called Dou,
    owned a very effective exciting medicine.
    All his five sons took it,
    then their sexual ability became well-known.
    If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
    it is all the father's fault.
    If they have lots of problems in doing it,
    their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
    If you refuse to learn sex,
    that should be a big mistake.
    If you don't learn it in childhood,
    you will lose your ability when aged.
    If you don't exercise your dick,
    it won't become hard and strong.
    People who don't learn sex,
    their life will become meaningless.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 还用公布？SZJ 呗。 -xanada(㊣流水); 2003-10-27 (#1435267@0)
    • 土， 巨土 -ningxin0809(雁影行洲); 2003-10-27 (#1435273@0)
    • 真难, 没有一个单词不是不可能不认识的. 快快公布答案! -collapsar(笨笨和旦旦); 2003-10-28 (#1437675@0)
      • 已经被骂土了，都不敢说话了。 -dnc(蛋泥); 2003-10-29 {1352} (#1437778@0)
        本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛人之初， At the beginning of life,
        性本善。 sex is good.
        性相近， Basically, sex is nearly all the same in nature.
        习相远。 But it depends on how the way you do it.
        苟不教， If you do not practice all the time,
        性乃迁。 sex will leave you.
        教之道， During the way of learning it,
        贵以专。 the successful key is to make love with only one person.
        昔孟母， Previously, a great mother named Mrs. Mon
        择邻处。 chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
        子不学， She taught her son that "if you doesn't study hard,
        断机杼。 your dick will become useless and broken."
        窦燕山， A famous person called Dou,
        有义方。 owned a very effective exciting medicine.
        教五子， All his five sons took it,
        名俱扬。 then their sexual ability became well-known.
        养不教， If anyone who have children but they don't know how to do it,
        父之过。 it is all the father's fault.
        教不严， If they have lots of problems in doing it,
        师之惰。 their teacher must be too lazy in telling them the details on sex.
        子不学， If you refuse to learn sex,
        非所宜。 that should be a big mistake.
        幼不学， If you don't learn it in childhood,
        老何为。 you will lose your ability when aged.
        玉不琢， If you don't exercise your dick,
        不成器。 it won't become hard and strong.
        人不学， People who don't learn sex,
        不知义。 their life will become meaningless.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
        • 文言太难理解，拿白话解释一遍吧 -expertune(伪劣); 2003-10-29 {26} (#1437898@0)
          我是叫蛋泥解释。我也看不懂

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