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英文改革

expertune(伪劣)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the Terminator's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Austro-English" (or, if nobody will be offended, "Austrionics").

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less key.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / English / 英文改革 -expertune(伪劣); 2003-11-3 {1539} (#1445767@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛The New California Governor has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the state, rather than German which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the Terminator's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Austro-English" (or, if nobody will be offended, "Austrionics").

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less key.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 笑死了，最后变德文了吧 -vega_lee(Je suis de 天津); 2003-11-3 (#1445826@0)
    • Excuz m Governor, vold yo pleaz do not mak m laf to muz? -rootbear(啤酒大叔); 2003-11-3 (#1445995@0)
      • You think your English is better than his? -resp8(教育基金); 2003-11-3 (#1446012@0)
        • 这是有可能的。施瓦幸格好像没受什么高等教育。 -pyramid(树木); 2003-11-3 (#1446041@0)
          • 施瓦辛格本科毕业，学历不低了。 -holly(只羡厨师不羡仙); 2003-11-3 (#1446103@0)
        • no, not at all, actually, I should ask 伪 stoping posting it, -rootbear(啤酒大叔); 2003-11-3 (#1446078@0)
    • 专家就是专家，对各种口音的的英语掌握已X化境。 -dnc(蛋泥); 2003-11-3 (#1446288@0)
      • 踹 -expertune(伪劣); 2003-11-3 (#1446558@0)
    • 晕倒，最后一段。 -pandora(pandora); 2003-11-3 (#1446308@0)

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