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THE PARKING TICKET

rootbear(啤酒大叔)
I went to the store the other day, and I was in
there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was
a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?". He ignored me and continued
writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn
tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the
windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My
car was parked around the corner.

Try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
(#1551378@0)
Last Updated: 2004-1-8
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  • 工作学习 / English / THE PARKING TICKET -rootbear(啤酒大叔); 2004-1-8 {749} (#1551378@0)
    I went to the store the other day, and I was in
    there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was
    a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.
    So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
    about giving a guy a break?". He ignored me and continued
    writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked Nazi.
    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn
    tires! So I called him a piece of horse s**t.
    He finished the second ticket and put it on the
    windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

    This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I
    abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My
    car was parked around the corner.

    Try to have a little fun each day. It's important.
    • What a pitiful car owner. -noproblem(大可以); 2004-1-8 (#1551478@0)
    • Are you sure you are ok? or you just practice your English here? -taibaili(Taibai); 2004-1-8 (#1551782@0)
      • i m not that bad, a joke forwarded from a co-worker -rootbear(啤酒大叔); 2004-1-9 (#1553130@0)

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