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这个其实应该转在休闲娱乐栏目里,不过这两天按说俺应该停止一切娱乐活动,所以改在这里,就算是教育题材吧。我很同意关于停车场的比喻。。

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Men are like.....Bank Accounts.

Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.


Men are like.....Bike helmets.

Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY


Men are like.....Computers

Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.


Men are like... Copiers.

You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.


Men are like.....Government bonds.

They take so long to mature.


Men are like.....High heels.

They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.


Men are like.....Horoscopes.

They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.


Men are like.....Lava lamps.

Fun to look at, but not all that bright.


Men are like.....Mascara.

They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


Men are like... Miniskirts.

If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.


Men are like... Parking spots.

All the good ones are taken.


Men are like.....Placemats.

They only show up when there's food on the table.


Men are like.....Weather.

Nothing can be done to change either one of them.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / English / 这个其实应该转在休闲娱乐栏目里,不过这两天按说俺应该停止一切娱乐活动,所以改在这里,就算是教育题材吧。我很同意关于停车场的比喻。。
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Men are like.....Bank Accounts.

    Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.


    Men are like.....Bike helmets.

    Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just LOOK SILLY


    Men are like.....Computers

    Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.


    Men are like... Copiers.

    You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.


    Men are like.....Government bonds.

    They take so long to mature.


    Men are like.....High heels.

    They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.


    Men are like.....Horoscopes.

    They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.


    Men are like.....Lava lamps.

    Fun to look at, but not all that bright.


    Men are like.....Mascara.

    They usually run at the first sign of emotion.


    Men are like... Miniskirts.

    If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.


    Men are like... Parking spots.

    All the good ones are taken.


    Men are like.....Placemats.

    They only show up when there's food on the table.


    Men are like.....Weather.

    Nothing can be done to change either one of them.更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • haha, this is classic.
    • :D