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Instructions for reading: Read in an Italian accent
"The Italian Goes to NY"

I am an Italiano.

One day ima gonna NY to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat
breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pisses toast. She brings
me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the
toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna two piss onna my plate.
She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't
even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a
spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me
everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock
on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma
bitch. So I go back to my room ina hotel and there is no shits onna
my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to
go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He
say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I go to the
checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I say piss on you
too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy !更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net