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一个canadian和一个americian的对骂: 练英语,学骂人,长见识(原来我们中国人在网上的吵架实在是太文明了)

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛HEAR HEAR
by: big_fat_canadian (33/M/Moose Jaw) 09/21/01 04:05 pm
Msg: 144617 of 144687
Let's keep trading with the greedy bastards, but let them go do all the fighting.
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Re: HEAR HEAR
by: mister_bubbl 09/21/01 04:19 pm
Msg: 144631 of 144687

(Let's keep trading with the greedy bastards, but let them go do all the fighting. )

That works fine for us - do you really think it does us any good to have canadian solders wimpering and crying in our ranks? How does that help?

As far as trading with us, that works too as you probably have never figured out how that trading is really working for you.

The truth is, the USA allows canada to exist, becuase it is basicly one big national park that would be a hassle to maintain. Plus, its just to cold up there.

However, if we keep up with global warming, it may be worthwhile to anex the lower tier of provinces - what would canada do - send Dudly Doright of the rcmp to stop it?

I'm not trying to be antagonistic, I just don't think canadians really understand their place in the world, and that it exists because the USA allows it.
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Re: HEAR HEAR
by: big_fat_canadian (33/M/Moose Jaw) 09/21/01 04:23 pm
Msg: 144637 of 144687

first off - phuck ewe!

secondly - the one time we fought you pussies, we kicked your ass (1812)

thirdly - I don't think you are aware of who is using who. Go fight the battles, win some more friends. Keep that big econony chugging so we can sell you some more useless shit.
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Re: HEAR HEAR
by: mister_bubbl 09/21/01 04:28 pm
Msg: 144639 of 144688

(you some more useless shit)

Well, I partially agree with you - that describes anything made by a canadian compny.

However, the natural resources ARE usefull

Clearing all your timber, then strip mining the land underneith, and then filling it back in with our toxic waste would be very valuable to the USA - and we would not mind exchanging a few trinkets for the privilage.

But we would have to do this in areas we would not want to anex - so your shorelines should be safe, we would not want to deface these.
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Re: HEAR HEAR
by: big_fat_canadian (33/M/Moose Jaw) 09/21/01 04:38 pm
Msg: 144645 of 144688

you really have a hard-on for natural resources, eh?
Well Ok, we'll keep sending resources to build up your polluted, congested american cities. All you happy americans can continue to drive two hours to work each morning through the smog. All the while with that token scowl on your face. Remember to keep your piece handy in prep for the daily road rage incident.
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Re: HEAR HEAR
by: wouldyoulikefrieswiththat2000 09/21/01 04:52 pm
Msg: 144652 of 144688

WELL LOOK AT YOU TALKING OUT OF YOUR BIG FAT ASS! GO F_CK YOURSELF!
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Re: HEAR HEAR
by: big_fat_canadian (33/M/Moose Jaw) 09/21/01 04:57 pm
Msg: 144656 of 144688

Let me adjust my dialogue to your "more american" style of speaking. Go f$ck yourself you lowlife piece of dog shit. Now we be having some fun heh partner.

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Re: HEAR HEAR
by: mister_bubbl 09/21/01 04:58 pm
Msg: 144658 of 144688

(you really have a hard-on for natural resources, eh?)

eh? (rolling my eyes)

The reason I mention natural resources is because it is the only thing canada has that is usefull to us.

In the future, that could change with global warming, it may be useful to anex part of canada as an outlet for our sprawl

The best part is, that we can pave over much of canada with resources obtained from strip mining.

It realy a win-win for the USA更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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