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Which casino game offers the best chances of winning?

Experts agree that your best bet, by far, is at the blackjack
table.� The odds are slightly in your favor: .5002 win versus
.4998 lose

Jokes

A man died and went to The Judgment. St. Peter met him at
the Gates of Heaven and said, "Before you meet with God, I
thought I should tell you -- we've looked at your life, and you
really didn't do anything particularly good or bad. We're not
at� all sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything you
did that can help us make a decision?"

The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied,
"Yeah, once I was driving along and came upon a woman who
was being harassed by a group of bikers. So I pulled over, got
out my tire iron, and went up to the leader of the bikers. He
was a big, muscular, hairy guy with tattoos all over his body
and a ring pierced through his nose. Well, I tore the nose ring
out of his nose, and told him he and his gang had better stop
bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!"

"I'm impressed," St. Peter responded, "When did this
happen?"

"About two minutes ago," came the reply更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

Trivia
What are the 3 ingredients needed to make glass?

Silica (sand), soda and lime are the 3 ingredients you'll need to make glass.

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According to insurance companies,
what is the most high risk job in the world?

According to insurance companies the worst risk job is
that of an astronaut or cosmonaut.

Joke


Hilarious Signs Of The Times - Part 1

1) A sign in Germany's Black Forest:
IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX,
FOR INSTANCE MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT
UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

2) Cocktail lounge, Norway:
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

3) Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

4) Hotel, Yugoslavia:
THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB
OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

5) At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE
FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

6) Doctors office, Rome:
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

7) Hotel, Acapulco:
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER
SERVED HERE.

8) Information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner, Japan:
COOLES AND HEATES: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM
AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

9) Sign in men's toilet in Japan:
TO STOP LEAK, TURN COCK TO THE RIGHT.

10) On the grounds of a private school:
NO TRESPASSING WITHOUT PERMISSION.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

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A fruit from your neighbor's tree falls by itself on your
side of the fence. Can you legally own that fruit?

Yes. Based on legal jurisprudence, you have the legal right to own the said fruit that falls by itself on your side of the fence.

Joke

11) In a restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

12) A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

13) In a maternity ward:
NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

14) In a cemetery:
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS
FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

15) Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO
OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

16) On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

17) In a Tokyo bar:
SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

18) In a Bangkok temple:
IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A
FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.

19) Hotel room notice, Chiang Mai, Thailand:
PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.

20) Hotel brochure, Italy:
THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE.
IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK
HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

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What is the largest single gold object in the world?

The largest single gold object in the world is the Coffin of King Tutankhamen, the Egyptian Pharoah, whose coffin is made of pure solid gold.


Joke

21) Hotel lobby, Bucharest:
THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING
THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE.

22) Hotel elevator, Paris:
PLEASE LEAVE YOUR VALUES AT THE FRONT DESK.

23) Hotel, Japan:
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE
CHAMBERMAID.

24) In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian
Orthodox monastery:
YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE
FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS,
AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY

25) Hotel, Vienna:
IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE
HOTEL PORTER.

26) Hotel, Zurich:
BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING
GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM,
IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR
THIS PURPOSE.

27) An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:
TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

28) A laundry in Rome:
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND
THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME..

29) Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

30) On the door of a Moscow hotel room (during Communist rule):
IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE USSR, YOU ARE
WELCOME TO IT.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

Trivia
Why is it considered unlucky to light three
cigarettes with one match?

The superstition goes back to the Boer War (1899) when Bristish soldiers conserved matches by using only one to light three cigarettes. The illumination gave a sniper time to zero in on one of the soldiers, and the third man was often the perfect target.

here is the moto for snipers, " reach out and touch someone."

Joke

A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a
single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on
it only one word: "FOOL".

The next Sunday he announced, "I have known many
people who have written letters and forgot to sign their
name.

"But this week I received a letter from someone who
signed his name and had forgotten to write a letter."

Trivia

"Blattaphobia" is the strong aversion to what creature?

Blattaphobia is fear or aversion to cockroaches.

Joke
A Swiss guy, looking for directions, pulls up at a bus stop
where two Englishmen are waiting. "Entschuldigung, koennen
Sie Deutsch sprechen?" he says. The two Englishmen just
stare at him.

"Excusez-moi, parlez vous Francais?" The two continue to
stare. "Parlare Italiano?" No response, "Hablan ustedes
Espanol?" Still nothing. the Swiss guy drives off, extremely
disgusted.

The first Englishman turns to the second and says, "Y'know,
maybe we should learn a foreign language...."

"Why?, What for?" says the other, "That bloke knew four
languages, and it didn't do him any good!"

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What is by far the most commonly used
word in English conversation?

"I" is by far the most commonly used word in English conversation. "You" comes in a far second.

Joke
A sales representative stops at a small manufacturing plant in
the Midwest. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as
a gift.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

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John's barn burned down and his wife, Sandy, called the
insurance company.

Sandy spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had
that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."

The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance
doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will
assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll provide
you with a new barn of similar worth."

There was a long pause, and then Sandy replied, "If that's
how it works, cancel the life insurance policy on my husband!"


Joke again

My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a
boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself,
how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors
of blacksmithing.

One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder
muscles. He said he would stand outside behind the house
and, with a 5-pound potato sack in each hand, extend his arms
straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he
could.

After awhile he tried 10-pound potato sacks, then 50-pound
potato sacks and finally he got to where he could lift a
100-pound potato sack in each hand and hold his arms
straight out for more than a full minute!

Next, he started putting potatoes in the sacks.

Trivia

Who is the historical figure most often portrayed in the movies?

Napoleon Bonaparte is the historical figure most often portrayed in movies. He has been featured in 194 movies, Jesus Christ in 152, and Abraham Lincoln in 137.

Trivia again

Why are Hershey's Kisses chocolates called Kisses?

Hershey's Kisses are called Kisses because the machine that makes
them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

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What were the first words ever spoken over the telephone?

The first words spoken over the telephone were
"Mr. Watson, come here. I want you." said by the
inventor Alexander Graham Bell, in his workroom at Boston
University on March 10, 1876. The receiver of the message
was his assistant, Mr. Watson situated several rooms away.

Jokes

A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a
lizard walks past.

The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey!
What are you doing?"

The monkey says "Smoking a joint, come up and join
me, my cold-blooded friend."

So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey
and they smoke.

After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry', and
that he's going to get a drink from the river.

At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans
too far over and更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

Trivia
What is the most abundant metal in the Earth's crust?

The most abundant metal in the Earth's crust is aluminum.

Joke

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my
lawyer." The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last
week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question.
The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last
week."

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his
lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little
annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died
last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy says, "Because I just love hearing it."