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John's barn burned down and his wife, Sandy, called the
insurance company.
Sandy spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had
that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance
doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will
assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll provide
you with a new barn of similar worth."
There was a long pause, and then Sandy replied, "If that's
how it works, cancel the life insurance policy on my husband!"
Joke again
My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a
boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself,
how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors
of blacksmithing.
One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder
muscles. He said he would stand outside behind the house
and, with a 5-pound potato sack in each hand, extend his arms
straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he
could.
After awhile he tried 10-pound potato sacks, then 50-pound
potato sacks and finally he got to where he could lift a
100-pound potato sack in each hand and hold his arms
straight out for more than a full minute!
Next, he started putting potatoes in the sacks.
Trivia
Who is the historical figure most often portrayed in the movies?
Napoleon Bonaparte is the historical figure most often portrayed in movies. He has been featured in 194 movies, Jesus Christ in 152, and Abraham Lincoln in 137.
Trivia again
Why are Hershey's Kisses chocolates called Kisses?
Hershey's Kisses are called Kisses because the machine that makes
them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
John's barn burned down and his wife, Sandy, called the
insurance company.
Sandy spoke to the insurance agent and said, "We had
that barn insured for fifty thousand, and I want my money."
The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute. Insurance
doesn't work quite like that. An independent adjuster will
assess the value of what was insured, and then we'll provide
you with a new barn of similar worth."
There was a long pause, and then Sandy replied, "If that's
how it works, cancel the life insurance policy on my husband!"
Joke again
My grandfather worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a
boy, and he used to tell me, when I was a little boy myself,
how he had toughened himself up so he could stand the rigors
of blacksmithing.
One story was how he had developed his arm and shoulder
muscles. He said he would stand outside behind the house
and, with a 5-pound potato sack in each hand, extend his arms
straight out to his sides and hold them there as long as he
could.
After awhile he tried 10-pound potato sacks, then 50-pound
potato sacks and finally he got to where he could lift a
100-pound potato sack in each hand and hold his arms
straight out for more than a full minute!
Next, he started putting potatoes in the sacks.
Trivia
Who is the historical figure most often portrayed in the movies?
Napoleon Bonaparte is the historical figure most often portrayed in movies. He has been featured in 194 movies, Jesus Christ in 152, and Abraham Lincoln in 137.
Trivia again
Why are Hershey's Kisses chocolates called Kisses?
Hershey's Kisses are called Kisses because the machine that makes
them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net