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difference between potentially and realistically [joke]

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?" The father
Thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would
sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if
she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars", and then, ask
your brother "if he'd Sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his
mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use
that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
Sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my
God! I LOVE
Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
The boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt
for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know
how much a million bucks would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes...potentially, you
and I are sitting
On three million dollars..............but realistically...... we're
living with two sluts and a queer更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / difference between potentially and realistically [joke]
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
    difference between potentially and realistically?" The father
    Thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would
    sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars." "Then ask your sister if
    she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars", and then, ask
    your brother "if he'd Sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

    Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his
    mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million
    dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use
    that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

    The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you
    Sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh my
    God! I LOVE
    Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?!"
    The boy then went to his brother! and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt
    for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know
    how much a million bucks would buy?"

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his dad.
    His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
    potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes...potentially, you
    and I are sitting
    On three million dollars..............but realistically...... we're
    living with two sluts and a queer更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • realistically nice joke