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Pregnant girl [joke]

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛An eighteen year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test. The test results shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, swearing and crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a black BMW stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and says, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be two of my factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, one factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him..."You'll f*** her again!"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / Pregnant girl [joke]
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛An eighteen year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test. The test results shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, swearing and crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a black BMW stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl, and says, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge.

    If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be two of my factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is twins, one factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him..."You'll f*** her again!"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • good job
    • someone knocked you up?