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> This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
> it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at
> the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to
> the crowd.
>
> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank
> the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
> a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
> chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said
> this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
> earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just
> standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
> minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" then turned
> to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumfounded
> crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
> people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out
> about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
> His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best
> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
has
> balls the size of church bells.
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta
> this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> friends...$32,000 Wedding photographs commemorating the
> occasion......$3,000 Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> Maui.....$8,500 The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> glossy of the bride humping the best man... Priceless!
> There are somethings money can't buy.
> For everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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> This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
> it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at
> the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to
> the crowd.
>
> He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
> distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank
> the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for
providing such a lavish reception.
> As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone
> a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
> chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said
> this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
> Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
> earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just
> standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of
> minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" then turned
> to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to the dumfounded
> crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
> He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
> people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out
> about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
>
> His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
> guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best
> man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy
has
> balls the size of church bells.
> Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial outta
> this? Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
> friends...$32,000 Wedding photographs commemorating the
> occasion......$3,000 Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> Maui.....$8,500 The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
> glossy of the bride humping the best man... Priceless!
> There are somethings money can't buy.
> For everything else there's MASTERCARD!!!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net