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呵呵,男女有别呀!

mamamio(★ 玛玛米哦! ★)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛HIS and HERS ATM

HIS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN number and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt

HER:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
9. Enter PIN number
10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN number
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. STOP
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in gear, reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Travel 3 miles
41. Release parking brake更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2002-6-19
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  • 工作学习 / English / 呵呵,男女有别呀! -mamamio(★ 玛玛米哦! ★); 2002-6-19 {1209} (#587268@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛HIS and HERS ATM

    HIS:
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Insert card
    3. Enter PIN number and account
    4. Take cash, card and receipt

    HER:
    1. Pull up to ATM
    2. Check makeup in rearview mirror
    3. Shut off engine
    4. Put keys in purse
    5. Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
    6. Hunt for card in purse
    7. Insert card
    8. Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
    9. Enter PIN number
    10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
    11. Hit "cancel"
    12. Re-enter correct PIN number
    13. Check balance
    14. Look for envelope
    15. Look in purse for pen
    16. Make out deposit slip
    17. Endorse checks
    18. Make deposit
    19. Study instructions
    20. Make cash withdrawal
    21. Get in car
    22. Check makeup
    23. Look for keys
    24. Start car
    25. Check makeup
    26. Start pulling away
    27. STOP
    28. Back up to machine
    29. Get out of car
    30. Take card and receipt
    31. Get back in car
    32. Put card in wallet
    33. Put receipt in checkbook
    34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
    35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
    36. Check makeup
    37. Put car in gear, reverse
    38. Put car in drive
    39. Drive away from machine
    40. Travel 3 miles
    41. Release parking brake更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Which reminds me of a joke about men and women's attitude towards sex (see inside). -chiwawa(笑倒江湖); 2002-6-19 {330} (#587290@0)
      Men and women have sex exactly the same as they go shopping.

      When a man goes shopping, he would drive to the store, rush inside, go directly to the shelf, grab what he want and leave right away.

      While a woman goes shopping. she just want to walking around the store and she just want to take her time and stay there forever!
      • from www.funny.com also.........I used to read jokes from there.... -babyface(Love Summer); 2002-6-19 (#587342@0)
        • I probably heard this one first from "Seinfeld", he had quite a few good ones. -chiwawa(笑倒江湖); 2002-6-19 (#587358@0)
          • lol..........I c, I like to watch it also.... -babyface(Love Summer); 2002-6-19 (#587362@0)
    • disagree -lilyba(Sunshine); 2002-6-19 {72} (#587336@0)
      发动车怎么也发动不起来，心想惨了，得拖车了。后发现自动档未放置在park上。
      • 放在哪里了？ -mamamio(★ 玛玛米哦! ★); 2002-6-19 (#588121@0)
        • 玛哥太邪，LOL！ -chiwawa(笑倒江湖); 2002-6-19 (#588186@0)
          • drive档 -lilyba(Sunshine); 2002-6-19 (#588190@0)
            • 你说没放在公园，我还以为你拉家里了呢，原来你给放到马路上了 -mamamio(★ 玛玛米哦! ★); 2002-6-20 (#588480@0)
    • disagree.........not every woman is idiot doll.....:-P...........(no matter men buy it or not.) -babyface(Love Summer); 2002-6-19 (#587344@0)

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