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高科技

Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping
sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
"I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
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  • 工作学习 / English / 高科技
    Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping
    sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. That's my pager," he says. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

    A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to his ear.
    When he finishes he explains, "That's my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."

    The third man, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive. He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of Toilet paper hanging from his ass. The others raised their eyebrows and said, "Wow! What's that?"
    "I'm getting a Fax," he explains.
    • 呵呵, 以前听过的版本好像是讽刺法国人的, 最后那个是法国, 前两个一个日本一个美国
      • 那一定是英国人写的