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The english joke I speak at Toastmasters club tonight

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Winter Is Coming
The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter going to be cold?"
The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed."
So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
"Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"
"Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / The english joke I speak at Toastmasters club tonight
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Winter Is Coming
    The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared.
    Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter going to be cold?"
    The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed."
    So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a very cold winter?"
    "Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter."
    So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absolutely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?"
    "Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 也不说ZT。很古老的了。
    • 怎么这个帖子的好多comment 被删了?