本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛She sells seashells on the seashore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So, if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said this butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter
Will surely make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter
And she put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter.
So t'was better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and
thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although,
theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns
through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck,
if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood?
If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood,
how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck?
Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would,
if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
""Boo!"" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.
If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,
How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?
I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits.
I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits.
Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and
mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and
put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and
brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and
the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So, if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.
Betty Botter bought some butter
But she said this butter's bitter
If I put it in my batter
It will make my batter bitter,
But a bit of better butter
Will surely make my batter better.
So she bought a bit of butter
Better than her bitter butter
And she put it in her batter
And her batter was not bitter.
So t'was better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and
thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although,
theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns
through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.
How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck,
if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood?
If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood,
how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck?
Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would,
if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.
Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.
While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.
Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.
Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.
That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.
Bobby Bippy bought a bat.
Bobby Bippy bought a ball.
With his bat Bob banged the ball
Banged it bump against the wall
But so boldly Bobby banged it
That he burst his rubber ball
""Boo!"" cried Bobby
Bad luck ball
Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball
Now to drown his many troubles
Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.
King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb.
A thousand thistles King Thistle stuck in the thistle of his thumb.
If King Thistle stuck a thousand thistles in the thistle of his thumb,
How many thistles did King Thistle stick in the thistle of his thumb?
I bought a bit of baking powder and baked a batch of biscuits.
I brought a big basket of biscuits back to the bakery and baked a basket of big biscuits.
Then I took the big basket of biscuits and the basket of big biscuits and
mixed the big biscuits with the basket of biscuits that was next to the big basket and
put a bunch of biscuits from the basket into a biscuit mixer and
brought the basket of biscuits and the box of mixed biscuits and
the biscuit mixer to the bakery and opened a tin of sardines.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net