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The golden toilet

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Dugly goes out drinking one night and gets blackout drunk. He wakes up the next morning to find that he has lost his credit card. He needs to get it back but he got so drunk he doesn’t remember which bar he ended up at. The only thing he remembers is that the bar had a golden toilet.
He walks into down and goes into one bar and asked the bartender, “Excuse me, this is a weird question, but do you happen to have a golden toilet here?” “A golden toilet? I don’t think so,” the bartender said, giving him a strange look. The man walked into another bar,”Excuse me, you don’t happen to have a golden toilet here, do you?” said Dugly.
“A golden toilet, huh? Don’t be ridiculous.”
This continues all day until finally Dugly walks into a bar all the way on the other side of town. He asks the bartender: “Excuse me, I know this is going to sound strange, but do you have a golden toilet here? I got really drunk last night and left my credit card at a bar with a golden toilet.” The bartender smiles, turns around and yells, “Hey Bob, I think we found the guy who took a shit in your tuba!”更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2015-2-23
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / The golden toilet -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-2-23 {1106} (#9274035@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Dugly goes out drinking one night and gets blackout drunk. He wakes up the next morning to find that he has lost his credit card. He needs to get it back but he got so drunk he doesn’t remember which bar he ended up at. The only thing he remembers is that the bar had a golden toilet.
    He walks into down and goes into one bar and asked the bartender, “Excuse me, this is a weird question, but do you happen to have a golden toilet here?” “A golden toilet? I don’t think so,” the bartender said, giving him a strange look. The man walked into another bar,”Excuse me, you don’t happen to have a golden toilet here, do you?” said Dugly.
    “A golden toilet, huh? Don’t be ridiculous.”
    This continues all day until finally Dugly walks into a bar all the way on the other side of town. He asks the bartender: “Excuse me, I know this is going to sound strange, but do you have a golden toilet here? I got really drunk last night and left my credit card at a bar with a golden toilet.” The bartender smiles, turns around and yells, “Hey Bob, I think we found the guy who took a shit in your tuba!”更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Ed and Nancy met on a singles cruise. -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-2-23 {1470} (#9274062@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heals for her. When they discovered they live the same city Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
      Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Nancy to dance clubs, movies, restaurants, concerts, and museums. Ed became convinced that Nancy was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
      On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed Nancy to a fine restaurant. wow having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I like a little serious thought before our relationship continues to the next stage. So before I get out a box from my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you, I am a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breath golf. If that's going to be a problem for us, you'd better say so now!"
      Nancy took a deep breath and responded, "Ed, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as who you are and I love golf too; but, if we are being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last 5 years I've been a hooker."
      "Oh wow! I see." Ed replied. He looked down at the table, was quiet for a minute. Deep in serious thought then he added, "you know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • Poor Ed... -verano(Summer); 2015-2-27 (#9286337@0)
    • :) -verano(Summer); 2015-2-27 (#9286317@0)

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