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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment...

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife.. Who will it be?'
They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
'Discrete??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'
Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.
Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.'
'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife..
'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.
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Last Updated: 2015-5-6
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / Nice Legs. -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-5-6 {238} (#9428637@0) +1
    A man goes to a bar and sees a 'larger' girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
    • Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment... -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-5-6 {807} (#9428650@0) +1
      when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up. Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone got's to tell Paddy's wife.. Who will it be?'
      They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.
      'Discrete??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'
      Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.
      Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500, and is afraid to come home.'
      'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife..
      'I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.
      • 哈哈！广东话：扑街。普通话里没这词。 -icespeeder(Speeder On Ice); 2015-5-6 (#9428810@0)

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