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【JOKE】A man receives a text from his neighbour:

“I am so sorry Charlie. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.”

The man, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn autocorrect. I meant ‘WiFi’ not ‘wife’.”
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / 【ZT】Welfare Check!
    A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
    He marched straight up to the counter and said,
    "Hi. You know...., I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

    The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll drive his 2011 Mercedes-Benz CL and he will supply all of your clothes. "Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also as part of your job description have to satisfy her sexual urges. The daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

    The guy in wide-eyed amazement said, "You're kidding me!"


    The social worker said: "Yeah, well ... You started it".
    • 【JOKE】A man receives a text from his neighbour:
      “I am so sorry Charlie. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.”

      The man, anguished and betrayed, immediately went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

      A few moments later, a second text came in: “Damn autocorrect. I meant ‘WiFi’ not ‘wife’.”