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Husbands are always responsible!

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat. As soon as she arrived there, she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right. Her husband said, "The cat just died." She burst into tears and said, "How could you be so blunt? Why couldn't you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing. By the way, how's mother?" "She's playing on the roof." he replied.
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Last Updated: 2015-5-28
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / Husbands are always responsible! -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-5-28 {704} (#9480001@0) +3
    A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat. As soon as she arrived there, she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right. Her husband said, "The cat just died." She burst into tears and said, "How could you be so blunt? Why couldn't you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was playing on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing. By the way, how's mother?" "She's playing on the roof." he replied.
    • LOL. -sailor(Ocean & Mountain); 2015-5-29 (#9480212@0)
    • An elderly couple gets pulled over by a cop.━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!! -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-5-29 {832} (#9480513@0)
      The wife is driving, but she has a bit of a hearing problem.
      The officer notifies her that she was doing 38 in a 25 zone.
      The wife turns to her husband and asks "What'd he say?"
      The husband replies "He says you were speeding!"
      The wife turns back to the officer and says "Oh, sorry officer."
      The officer goes on; "License and registration please."
      The wife again turns to her husband. "What'd he say!?"
      The husband, growing irritated, says "He wants to see your LICENSE."
      The wife replies, "Oh, sorry officer. Here you go."
      The officer inspects her license and comments, "Ah, you're from Brownsville. I'll never forget that city... I had the worst sexual experience of my entire life in Brownsville!"

      The wife once more turns to her right and yells "What'd he say!!?"
      The husband replies "He says he knows you."
      • I am deeply disappointed that nobody find it's funny. -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-5-29 (#9481190@0)
        • 然而这一切也并没有什么卵用。 -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-5-29 (#9481203@0)
        • Some explanation is needed. Sorry... -verano(Summer); 2015-5-29 (#9482320@0)
    • A cop pulls over his pastor when he notices him swerving.. -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-5-29 {623} (#9480539@0)
      As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat.
      Officer says, "brother, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you?"
      "No sir, why would you ask that?"
      "Well I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you."
      "Oh, that's just holy water."
      "OK brother. So why is it in a bag?"
      "Well, that is to protect it from the suns rays."
      "Mind if I take a sip?"
      "Not at all."

      As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out... "Brother, this is wine."

      The pastor, "PRAISE THE LORD. HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!"
    • a whale joke #9482266@0 -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2015-5-29 (#9482279@0)

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