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How blonde was she?

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here," she wrote
"Sagittarius.".
She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Under "education" on her job application, she put " Hooked On Phonics".
She tripped over a cordless phone She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said,
"Concentrate".
She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and " DON'T WALK."
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She sold the car for gas money.
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, " Airport Left,"
she turned around and went home.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / English / How blonde was she?
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛She thought a quarterback was a refund.
    She thought General Motors was in the army.
    She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
    At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here," she wrote
    "Sagittarius.".
    She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
    She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
    Under "education" on her job application, she put " Hooked On Phonics".
    She tripped over a cordless phone She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...
    She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said,
    "Concentrate".
    She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and " DON'T WALK."
    She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
    She sold the car for gas money.
    She studied for a blood test.
    She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train."
    When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
    When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, " Airport Left,"
    she turned around and went home.
    When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
    She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
    She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
    She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
    She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front"更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • what does TGIF suppose to mean?
      • thanks god it's friday
    • quite funny
    • I am not blonde, but there's still something I don't know as well as her.
    • what does "blonde" mean here?