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Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot.

arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O])
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 工作学习 / 外语学习 / A man takes a business trip to a small town in a remote valley...NSFW -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2016-2-19 {1290} (#9951975@0)
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛and when he checks into the only hotel in the town, he quietly asks the manager:
    "Y'know, do you have any girls here, for, uh, 'nighttime favours'?"
    "Not really", the manager answers, "we only have Bob."
    The man is a bit confused, replies "Hm, no thank you" and goes to his room. At night, he is lying on his bed, sleepless, and cannot control his urges any longer, so he decides to call up the manager again.
    "You know, I've changed my mind, please call Bob for me. How much does he usually charge?"
    "You'll need to pay about eighty bucks"
    "Okay, fine, and how will we go about this? I give the eighty to Bob and then we'll fuck?"
    "Nah, not really, you'll have to pay forty to the mayor, because it's his city and he doesn't really like it when this happens. So if you pay him first, he'll look the other way"
    "Sure, so Bob only gets forty dollars, but then we'll fuck!"
    "Ah, not quite. See, I'll take twenty of those, since it's my hotel, and I also don't really like it when this happens."
    "Whatever, if Bob is satisfied with the twenty that are left over, it's fine. So I'll just give those to him, and then we can get it on?"
    "Nope, John and Tony will be splitting the remaining twenty, they'll be holding Bob down, because he also doesn't really like it when this happens."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot. -arfeifei(老顽童★[O|||||||O]); 2016-2-19 {1627} (#9951980@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven, where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby. "Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."
      The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philosopher disappeared.
      The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared too.
      The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?" The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right." "Wrong," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole." And the idiot went to heaven.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

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